As part of the ongoing cost-cutting exercise, we are proposing a major change to our Laptop/Desktop policy and a further move towards a paperless office.

The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2008 and all desktop computers by February 2008.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

Technical Justification:

1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
4. No more worries about power outages.
5. Budget savings on upgrades huge.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
 
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

Regards
IT Solutions